someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just high enough for therapy.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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