is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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