No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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