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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's just like the Real World with babies
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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