i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I need water and some morals
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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