can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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