why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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