I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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