At least make sure they are 18
Why
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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