But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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