I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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