You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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