i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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