just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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