i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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