we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
