He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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