I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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