I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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