ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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