Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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