Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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