I'm so fucking centered right now
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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