I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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