STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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