Whod you bang
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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