Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It's never too late to be topless.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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