i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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