To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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