Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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