Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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