making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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