I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
im on a boat
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