i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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