All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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