I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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