Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize