Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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