Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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