BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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