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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.

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• (650): View more from California

  My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?

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• (562): View more from California

  That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick

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  In a very non respectful way

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.

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