plz talk dirty to me
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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