That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
do herpes really smell.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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