Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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