I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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