she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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