the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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