Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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