I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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