who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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