He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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