One girl and one boy is just not enough.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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